Doctors will not face monetary punishment for not adopting Health IT. They will face wedgies. Vigorous wedgies. Adopt before it is too late.
Health IT gave Moses the 10 Commandments of Health Care, but Moses dropped them. After that, Health IT gave up on humanity. Meaningful Use is humanity’s last chance to get it right.
Health IT Fact #18: The answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42. Health IT wrote the question.
Health IT Fact #19: You cannot “opt-in” to Health IT. You must be on the guest list.
Health IT killed disco. You’re welcome.
Love is overrated. Health IT is not.
Mr. Cooper hangs with Health IT.