Health IT Fact #21

Doctors will not face monetary punishment for not adopting Health IT.  They will face wedgies. Vigorous wedgies. Adopt before it is too late.

Health IT Fact #20

Health IT gave Moses the 10 Commandments of Health Care, but Moses dropped them.  After that, Health IT gave up on humanity.  Meaningful Use is humanity’s last chance to get it right.

Health IT Facts #18-19

Health IT Fact #18: The answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42.  Health IT wrote the question.

Health IT Fact #19: You cannot “opt-in” to Health IT.  You must be on the guest list.

Health IT Fact #17

Health IT killed disco. You’re welcome.

Health IT Fact #16

Before there were LOLCats, there was LOLHealthIT

Health IT Fact #15

Love is overrated. Health IT is not.

Health IT Fact #14

Mr. Cooper hangs with Health IT.

Welcome to the Misguided Followers of HISTalk

Apparently Health IT Facts is making waves (or, a wave).

As the interoperability scripture reads: “For on the fourth day, Health IT created Mr HISTalk, and saw that it was good.  But by the fifth day, Health IT was bored.  So on the sixth day, Health IT created Inga, and all was very good. That is why, on the seventh day, Health IT rested.”

Health IT Fact #13

There is no “we” in Health IT. There is an “I”.

Health IT Fact #12

Health IT created David Blumenthal out of clinical data, bubblegum and a paper clip. Macgyver was jealous.